Karen

my very nice grandma (she asked for this to be made because she felt sad about her name with so much crap on it)
she also makes our family biscuits that are really good so i also made this because of that

my grandmother: "hey why did they have to use my name? why not karen with a 'c'?"
me: "its more of an adjective then a name at this point"
my grandmother: *reads another definition*
my grandmother: "blah blah uses her 'pussy?!'"
me: "pussy pass, grandma, its basically a get out of jail free card women use"
my grandmother: "oh"