Plart

A Plane Fart - a fart that you let out very slowly when you are on a plane so that you don't gas-attack everyone in the immediate vicinity, especially the people sitting right next to you. Depending on the size of the fart, and the seating situation, the plart may need to be let out over a relatively long period of time.

Yo, I had to let a massive one loose, so I just plarted for like the last 20 minutes.

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fuck me shirt

Size XXS shirt worn by a chick with big tits so she can get fucked. The bigger the tits and the smaller the shirt, the better the fuck me shirt.

Dude #1: yo, did you see that chick?
Dude #2: yeah, I got a bad case of titlash
Dude #3: no shit, that was a mad fuck me shirt she had on.

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