Dennis Langevin

The man. The myth. The legend. A true god amongst men. Filipino Jesus, some might say.
However, with this power comes weakness. These weaknesses? A strange case of baldness, an unshakeable need to consume the soul of an innocent Chamber violin, and an affinity for all mustards and Starbucks. His height is also a considerable setback in his battle against inaccurate notes and rhythms.
You should not anger this special species. Although it is docile at most times, an inaccurate rhythm or being an Asian violin player has the possibility of angering a Dennis Langevin.

There is, however, a counterstrike to a Dennis Langevin’s erratic behavior. Mr. Burnside, and only he, has power to calm a wild Langevin. With his New York calm and odd fondness for vests and transition lenses, he is able to subdue the anger of a Dennis Langevin.
Take extreme precaution when playing music and especially existing. Only you can prevent a Dennis Langevin outburst.

*a large and loud crash is heard overhead*
Chamber Orchestra: Oh my god! What was that?!
Langevin: DID I HEAR AN I N A C C U R A T E N O T E
Chamber Orchestra: *descends into panic*
It’s Dennis Langevin!

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