yomper

penis

Me: Man, I wonder what Brad's up to these days. I wouldn't be surprised if he was gay--he always gave off a vibe.

Friend: He's prolly chompin on a big yomper.

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wibbler

A man lacking the necessary ejaculatory power to shoot semen, instead only able to wiggle their penis as semen sadly dribbles out. Portmanteau of "wiggling" and "dribbler".

If you're a wibbler, come in nice and close so it gets on her face instead of your balls.

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