grande prairie

a small redneck town in northern alberta where gollum is said to reside. a little too far from mordor, but close enough to be considered icky. spoiled brats and fat children are plentiful, along with crummy drunk adults. not a pleasant place to experience.

we have to go to grande prairie this weekend. I hope gollum isnt there to greet us. beware of the dog excrements around.

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