Skimming

Short for "skimboarding", the sport of running and jumping on a specially made board and skimming over the surface of the water (usually at the beach). The 2 types of skimming are:

- Sandskimming -
Done by skimming parallel to the beach across a thin layer of water, usually on a sandbar or other flat area. Almost all skimmers start this way, although there's lots of room for expertise with advanced sandskimming tricks.

- Wave-riding -
With wave riding you start higher on the beach, and run down the slope hopefully getting on your board before the shoal drops off. From there you ride out to a wave, carve into it and ride it in, performing your bag of tricks along the way.

"hey you guys wanna get some surf?"
"nah man, the surf sucks, i'd rather gargle cat wiz... I just wanna skim today."

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skimboarding

What you tell the really hot out-of-town girls who ask what you're doing with a board on the beach (ignore the others who ask). More commonly called "skimming" by those involved in the sport...

"hey ;)... what's that called?"
"skimboarding...ya wanna learn?"

See also skimming

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Ten pound hand

Rather self-explanatory technique used by a guy for suggesting and/or forcing a girl to go down on him. While making out or during a quick break, one hands is placed behind the head of said girl and gently but firmly pressed in a downward direction.

So Jenna and I are makin out, then I use the ten pound hand... she got the picture

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