Spastic

the correct definition is someone with cerebral palsy, my definition is someone who acts stupid in the moment.

person 1: *drops pen*
person 2: “hahaha you’re spastic”
person 1: “no you’re spastic”

Southampton

A city the second you step in, you want to leave. Don’t live, shop, or even go to uni here. You will want to die. Also most dangerous city in Hampshire. The civilians in Southampton are inbred, crackheads or gays. all 3 sometimes.. The schools are shit too. Don’t ever come here. It could be the biggest regret of your life.

person 1: “hey yk southampton?”
person 2: “the city full of inbred wankers?”
person 1: “Yeah!”