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To insert coins into, or otherwise pay, a parking meter.
I'll be right backâgotta feed the meter again so I don't find an orange envelope of shame on my windshield!
A drug dealer, especially one who illegally deals prescription-only medications.
Person 1: Man, I'm out of xannies and oxy.
Person 2: Just call up the amateur pharmacist down the street!
A parking ticket, particularly one in a bright orange envelope, often found under windshield wipers on cars parked at university campuses and busy cities.
If you don't feed the meter when you park, there might be an orange envelope of shame on your windshield when you get back.
LPT: remove wiper blades from your car so the meter maid can't leave you an orange envelope of shame.
The Oklahoma Highway Patrol. Drive cars (and sometimes SUVs) with lots of antennas and flashing lights. The guys you DON'T want to see behind you on the highway, particularly when accompanied by red and blue lights flashing in your rearview mirror.
The OHP pulled me over for doing 75 on Interstate 35. What the heck? There were people passing me!
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