The act of going through the list of possible words with the key-stroke combination entered on a standard non-qwerty cell phone using T9.
Sorry I typed that last message wrong. I didn't super-recycle "of" to "me".
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The best country on earth!
(No offense other 193 countries...)
"Where do you live?"
>>"The best country on earth! The United States of America!"
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The disease with no cure that happens when someone gets The Swine and The Seasonal Flu at the same time.
"I already got The Seasonal Flu, now I think I got The Swine too."
"Dude, you got The Super, you're fucked."
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When an optical computer mouse's pointer decides to fly off into a corner of the screen without your consent.
"I can't find my cursor, my mouse must have derked."
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One who follows more people on Twitter than follow them.
He's a Twitter whore, he follows 525 people, but only 104 follow him back.
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The virus that caused a global pandemic in 2009.
"Hey! You were gone for an entire week. What's up?"
"Oh, I got The Swine."
"Ooh, not cool."
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An asshole.
"My best friend is an asshole."
>>"Mine is too."
"Yeah, they all are."
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