Derk

When an optical computer mouse's pointer decides to fly off into a corner of the screen without your consent.

"I can't find my cursor, my mouse must have derked."

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Best Friend

An asshole.

"My best friend is an asshole."

>>"Mine is too."

"Yeah, they all are."

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Super-Recycle

The act of going through the list of possible words with the key-stroke combination entered on a standard non-qwerty cell phone using T9.

Sorry I typed that last message wrong. I didn't super-recycle "of" to "me".

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The United States of America

The best country on earth!

(No offense other 193 countries...)

"Where do you live?"

>>"The best country on earth! The United States of America!"

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Twitter Whore

One who follows more people on Twitter than follow them.

He's a Twitter whore, he follows 525 people, but only 104 follow him back.

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Gay Fish

Someone who's ego is out of control. Examples include: Kanye West, Bono, and your best friend.

"Hey, what's wrong with him today?"

>>"Oh, he's just a gay fish."

"Oh, OK."

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The Super

The disease with no cure that happens when someone gets The Swine and The Seasonal Flu at the same time.

"I already got The Seasonal Flu, now I think I got The Swine too."

"Dude, you got The Super, you're fucked."

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