rhino knife

(n) a specific knife made famous within the military simulation community. it is immediately recognizable by its blade's distinct contours and slightly elongated hilt. knife kills performed using a "rhino knife" are considered by most to be more humiliating and are usually the result of poor attention to rear security.

(v) performing a knife kill with said knife.

NOTE: "rhino knifing" falls under the umbrella of regular knife kills within game rules.

"oh shit!"

"what?"

"johnson just got rhino knifed!"

"what a dumbass."

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claw formation

a humorous yet upsetting defilement of military formation made famous by the "operation lion claws military simulation series" which is directly defined by its lack of organization or proper command, poor use of cover, and often deadly results for the squad utilizing it.

"sir, squad 3 is pinned under heavy fire."
"how far are they? can we provide support?"
"yes sir, their about a quarter mile north on the far side of the ridge."
"what kind of position are they holding?"
"sir, they have the high ground, half the squad is black and the enemy has angles."
"let me confirm this, you said they have high ground and the ENEMY has angles?"
"yes sir"
"claw formation?"
"yes sir"
"fuck 'em, tell squad 2 to collect them once the battles over."
"yes sir"

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epistoric

(adj) describing events or feats beyond the appropriate scope of the word epic

root words: epic, historic

pronouned: e-piss-ter-ic

1. Leonidas's epistoric battle with the Persians

2. an epistoric photo of your best friend on a giant bronze statue of george washington on a horse