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Jacob

Jacob is a name that stands for a boy with a wonderful sense of humor, gorgeous eyes, a room-lighting smile, a sense of warmth, security, and comfort to him, and an overall SEXYYYYYYYYYYY mannnnnn. Like dadddyyyyyy what the heckkkk????? Im justttt kidding. I know for sure though, my Jacob is a freaking angel God sent down from the heavens and blessed me with. He makes me smile everyday, and I can't use words to describe how incredibly thankful I am to have a boy like him in my life.

"Jacobbb what the heck are you doinggg stepbrooo????"

by soy un desastre December 27, 2019

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Papi

Well it is what I call my dad. I am 100% Puerto Rican. And people take it sexually. Which is wack, and grody, so stahp. Like bruh getta life, and just don't...JUST KIDDDINGGGG I call my baby papi, and it drives him crazy. u gotta say it right tho my dudes dont say it wrong like a basic white girl. gotta say it like me the latinaaaa. if you say it wrong it doesnt turn them on it jus makes em look @you like ur the dumbest person on earth likeee mmm whatta L. R.I.P stacy.

"You can do whatever you wantttt papiiii.🤤"

by soy un desastre December 27, 2019


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he finna slap your booty like ur mamma slapped those pancakes and told u to eat them like the privileged white whore you are bc there are starving kids in africa.

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he wants to fuck you

dude numero uno: imma butter up her pancake tho🥞🥞
dude numero dos: dam clap those cheeks

by soy un desastre January 17, 2020

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Raunchy

Basically you.

God Karen why are you so raunchy like eww.

by soy un desastre December 27, 2019

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