nink

A thing, animal, or individual that is in equal parts adorable and useless and induces an intense feeling of wanting to squish them.

Derived from the word "stink", specifically a fluffy animal that looks adorable but smells a little funky.

LOOK AT HOW CUTE THAT NINK IS!
That's the best nink I've ever seen.
If you continue to act like a nink, I will squish you.