good thick

(This applies to girls, I am a girl and I know how it’s like. I’m not sure what a male equivalent of it would be)

There is a stark difference between “damnnn she thick” and “go gym”, and that’s— body shape. See, two women could have a very similar, almost exact amount of body fat, but it’s the shape of their bodies that draws the line between attractive and mid/unattractive.

Let’s say Woman A has around 30% body fat, and has an hourglass body shape. Her hips, thighs, and chest are accentuated and she’s lucky because her body falls into one of the few types that people deem attractive, the true thick.

Woman B also has around 30% body fat, but she has a rectangle body shape (so do I!) and the fat collects in the form of her body, so nothing like her hips and thighs or whatever are accentuated, and will leave her looking like a cereal box. Unfortunately, no one will find this body attractive, and it hurts to have gone through that..

Some people who try to silence the undesirable girls with pity try to blur this difference, but it does not work, neither on paper nor in real life. You can try to rope both of the instances of Woman A and B into “thick/chubby” and label it all a good thing, but no. A is attractive, B is not. So now there have to be new terms: “good thick” (as seen in A) and “fat/bad thick” (as seen in B). Thanks a lot Pity Patrons.

Pity patron: nooooo don’t say that!! I saw your selfie in the server, youre thick and some people find that attractive!! youll find someone

Ugly girl: no, stop.. there’s a difference. There’s good thick, like that girl who posted right after I did, and then bad thick like me, there’s a difference

Pity patron: *observes the great difference* yea actually never mind LMAOAOAOOAOA

Nevagonnaloseit

That feeling when you know you’re going to end up alone forever. Usually accompanied by a significant decrease in motivation and the temporary joy/cope of saying it and laughing at your lonely state.

Nevagonnaloseit
Nevagonnaloseit, aye
People try to stay outta my way, no
People try to stay outta my way, no
What the fuck is makin’ them afraid, yo

Got a conure on my arm
You wake to “I love you”, I wake up to my alarm
Hey babe, it’s Valentine’s Day, but wait
Me in the back say it’s Arizona’s birthday

Never knowin’ what to do
Thrown in cold water, might as well drown for you
The game is lookin’ like it’s rigged, I quit
I be cryin’, never ever gonna lose it

Nevagonnaloseit
Nevagonnaloseit, aye
People try to stay outta my way, no
People try to stay outta my way, no
What the fuck is makin’ them afraid, yo

Cryin’ out for help, my ass tryna vent
Then I turn around, wonderin’ where my friends went
I fell down and hit the ground, my bruised knees
Painted black and blue, they tellin’ stories

Tell me lies, that I will
I know I will, I know I will
I be flyin’ solo, cryin’ solo
Nevagonnaloseit nevagonnaloseit yo

Nevagonnaloseit
Nevagonnaloseit, aye
People try to stay outta my way, no
People try to stay outta my way, no
What the fuck is makin’ them afraid, yo

Nevagonnaloseit
Nevagonnaloseit, aye
People try to stay outta my way, no
People try to stay outta my way, no
What the fuck is makin’ them afraid, yo

Zero Outta Three

A poor woman who has none of the “Three” or the sole things that make a woman physically attractive (boobs, ass, thighs). Can also be an adjective. And since personality is always overlooked, even a woman like this will be ignored and set up for doom.

Dillon: hey bro, look. Chelsea just snapped me. Chelsea from Biology.

Ace: oh, hell nah. Don’t answer. She’s zero outta three, for real.