san francisco busboy

when playing any card game where you receive two cards, and those two cards consist of a queen and three of any suit.

I got a San Francisco busboy..... a Queen with a tre (tray).

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Moody Baseball

The best baseball program in Corpus Christi, TX!

Moody baseball 2004 state champs!

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dine at the y

to eat out a woman's crotch.
the Y referring to her body and legs

Man, Scotty's sister is drunk, I am SOOO gonna dine at the Y later...

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five across the eyes

to slap someone across the face.
five referring to the number of digits on your hand.
this is usually something done by a parent to their child when the kid is unruly.

kid: duh, i'm a stupid kid, i'm gonna knock over this vase
dad: boy!! that's five across the eyes!
<<*SMACK*>>
kid:waaaah! i am little bitch, but i sure learned my lesson.

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ttocs land

fake degrees, fake money, fake freinds

"Your living in ttocs land man"

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spazzoid

matt conner

he shoots little girls at lemonade stands with airsoft guns

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shizzle be nazzle

something big fat white guys think black guys say

What is this rapper saying? Shizzle be nazzle? WTF?

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