chips and soda

another word for drugs, basically a code name for illegal substances

Dani: Where is the weed at?

Me: Shhh! say chips and soda, that’s the code name

VPP

Virginity Protection Program. Basically cock-blocking but your a virgin so you have your friend protect you

Friend: isn’t that guy you’ve been talking to coming over?

Me: Yea but im a virgin, im kinda scared 😬

Friend: good thing you have me, welcome to the VPP

boomerang

when a boy you dated dumps you and leaves you for filth. later on due to him failing to replace you, tries to come back and get back together with you

after he left me to try and get with brandy, he came back. what a boomerang