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When you cup your hands and let a girl pee. Catching it in your mouth lapping it up like a thirsty Labrador at the end of your wrists!
That girl I was drinking with all night had to pee. I though to myself, let's do a golden niagra falls because I am thirsty and a little bit dirty!
A sex act when your partner acts like a life support vegetable while you are banging her and she just makes undecernable noises during sex!
Last night I asked the wife if we could get busy? She said "I am really tired, can we just do The Schiavo?"