VD

1. Short for vibrator disfunction.

2. When your vibrator stops giving you the vibes.

Sally didn't store the batteries separately. Now her favorite toy has VD. Sally will actually watch Netflix tonight.

shit storm

Someone who is a drunk mess, usually engaging in embarassing acts of drunkness.

Did you see Tom's drunk ass at the party last night? He was a real shit storm.

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