german hamsterwheel

The shooting of a full grown hamster out of one's ass in order to hit a moving target.

Instead of watching television we engaged in the sport of German hamsterwheel, using my unscrupulous roommate as the target.

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Portuguese cockdwarf

a dwarf in one's pants who's sole purpose is to induce a permanent grin on the face of the user of said dwarf by sucking his or her cock (not to be confused with irascible cockdwarfs who are prone to biting and irrational behavior resulting in a negative disposition of the user of said dwarf)

Damn, that dude's got a permanent grin on his face Either he's plotting a Machiavellian scheme or he's got a Portuguese cockdwarf in his pants!

Brown-Eyed Susan

When, at a truck stop glory hole, the giving party gently and loving replaces his or her frontal genitalia with a puckered anus, much to the chagrin of the receiving party.

The naughty, precocious pervert peeked through the glory hole in overeager anticipation of his prize, and was justly rewarded with a brown-eyed Susan.

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