purhbday

The week of your birthday

Christmas is my purhbday.

boomawass

To smoke or drink in excess, causing a state of euphoria

I saw a guy drinking Hennessy after the Alabama victory. I'm sure he was boomawassed!

cuwj

A Cougar's (older woman who prefers younger men) vagina.

My lips were as dry as a cuwj.

shmuc

An idiot

Bro, you're such a shmuc!

philked

The act of being moist.

She was getting philked all night long.

sell pub

Another name for liquor store

The sell pub has really good deals on 24-packs this weekend.

vapefucked

vaping while having sexual intercourse.

They vapefucked so hard you could see the smoke coming out from under the door.