Canadian Duckhorn

1. (v) The act of forcefully engaging in rapid anal sex so the penis forces air into the duck, then quickly pulling the duck off, turning it around and squeezing it so the escaping gas makes a frapping noise.

Sven made the loudest Canadian Duckhorn I have ever heard.

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Chimney Snuffer

1. When a man soaks his penis with hard alcohol and lights it on fire, then his partner puts the fire out through oral sex.

My mouth hurts from the chimney snuffer I gave my boyfriend yesterday.

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dumbo kick

-verb (used with object)
Dumbo Kick (verb), Dumbo Kick-ing (noun)

1. To kick a male in the crotch so hard he falls to the ground and then pulling out the lining of the victim's pockets so they look like ears.
Usually followed by a insulting phrase comparing ones penis to an elephant trunk to explain the situation literally. "You just got kicked in the trunk"

2. To kick someone in the crotch and then pull out the lining of their pockets for additional embarassment.

3. To pull a male's cock and pockets out of his pants in order to make the crotch region look like the face of an elephant, and then procede to kick the victim in the "elephant's trunk".

The two students found Joey after he was dumbo kicked, in front of the urinal with his dick and pockets hanging out. "Man, he just got kicked in the trunk!" one of the kids remarked.

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