muck face

A reference to describe someone who's got a hot body but also has an ugly face, or if the first thing you notice is their ugly face. This cover the whole scale of uglyness, a less refined man/or woman may find a muck face attractive.

Pete: That chick playing pool is a hootie!

Gary: No way she's got terrible muck face.

Pete: Look at her body man?

Gary: True but I can't look at her face for too long, and your just desperate!

Pete: Your right, but that's why they invented doggy style! Alright!

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