November 4th

November 4th.
Anyone born on this day is the most amazing person in the world. If you know someone born on this day consider yourself lucky to know them.

Person born on November 4th: hey! give me your money!
Other person: No! of course not!
Person born on November 4th: but I was born on November 4th!
Other person: Yes, of course, please take my money!

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January 1st

National toe sucking day

People will celebrate the new year by sucking someone's toes.

Person A: mmm I'm in the mood for some toe sucking! can I suck your toes?
Person B: eww no!
Person A: but its January 1st!
Person B: Well ok then.