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crown the queen

When a dude ejaculates onto a woman's forehead in subzero temperatures resulting in the splooge freezing on contact and giving her an ice-y jizz tiara.

"hey johnson I heard you had quite the date with mandi at the south pole"
"you bet your sweet posterior I did, she even let me crown the queen"
"wow, such royalty"

by spicyeuphcakes March 10, 2016