barnes wallace

A term used when taking a meaty dump. The turn is so fat, that when it hits the water, there is enough splash back to drench your ring piece. Like a makeshift beeday.

Named after the original pilot of the bouncing bomb during world war 2.

Dave: good shit?
Gaz: Yea! I don't like the Winter though, The Barnes Wallace was freezing!
Dave: barnes wallace, cool.

vadge bogies

Mucus clumps of white semi-solid discharge found in or around the vaginal area, usually during or after intercourse.

"damn baby, the bed sheets are covered in your vadge bogies... pass the toilet paper!"