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When you fuck your girl in the ass between her buns with your âhot dog â while squirting ketchup and mustard over her ass. Then shoot your load over her back mixing it all together with your dick between her ass cheeks. A perfect hot dog for her.
My boy Billyâs woman, Sabrina wouldnât stop complaining how hungry she was. So he decided to give her the ole Chicago Hot Dog Stand to shut her up.
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The state your daddy dropped a load in your momma and made you
I always knew I was a masshole because my ma got knocked up with me in her pouch in Massachusetts; my Conception state!
When the captain of the boat whilst getting boathead pokes a finger up his ladies ass and yells cum about
My boy J pulled the old captains poke with his wifey Kathy while heading to The island
After a hard night partying you grab all the meat out of your fridge roll around naked on your bed and while you bang your girl from behind you stuff as much meat in her ass.
My crazy boy Smitty pulled the old madtown meat packer on his lady Cathy with his brats from the fridge.
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Teddy Boob. Cupping your ladies boob in order to assist in a restless night of sleep.
I got hammered last night and crashed at my girls pad . The only thing that helped me sleep was holding on to her Teddy Boob
After a day of hard drinking and no thinking you throw peoples stuff off a boat. Lost forever Usually resulting in an Amazon purchase for an apology
After a hard day drinking on the boat, doing dunkaroos and shots, one of my boys pulled an Angry Edward and threw slides in the river. Never to be seen again.
After a night of pounding a shit ton of cheap beer you chow down on your girls pussy. Only to blow chunks of cheese, brats and craut up in there. Then you proceed to bang her an blow your load in her cooter.
After a hard night drinking on State street. My boy Scottie left a Wisconsin casserole in his girl Amy. The dog wouldnât leave her alone the rest of the night
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