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When you fuck your girl in the ass between her buns with your âhot dog â while squirting ketchup and mustard over her ass. Then shoot your load over her back mixing it all together with your dick between her ass cheeks. A perfect hot dog for her.
My boy Billyâs woman, Sabrina wouldnât stop complaining how hungry she was. So he decided to give her the ole Chicago Hot Dog Stand to shut her up.
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After a hard night partying you grab all the meat out of your fridge roll around naked on your bed and while you bang your girl from behind you stuff as much meat in her ass.
My crazy boy Smitty pulled the old madtown meat packer on his lady Cathy with his brats from the fridge.
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Teddy Boob. Cupping your ladies boob in order to assist in a restless night of sleep.
I got hammered last night and crashed at my girls pad . The only thing that helped me sleep was holding on to her Teddy Boob
When the captain of the boat whilst getting boathead pokes a finger up his ladies ass and yells cum about
My boy J pulled the old captains poke with his wifey Kathy while heading to The island
When you are getting your dick sucked and shoot your load into your ladies eye. The ole nut eye
My girl looked like Popeye the rest of the night after I gave her a Nut eye
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Thick soled white Nike athletic shoes. The shoe of choice for Child Molesters. Often seen on Middle Aged men also wearing short sleeved button up shirts and hanging around malls and parks.
Our buddy Brad showed up with some new white Nikes at the basketball game. All the parents warned their kids to not go to bathroom with the guy with the Air Molesters.
The state your daddy dropped a load in your momma and made you
I always knew I was a masshole because my ma got knocked up with me in her pouch in Massachusetts; my Conception state!