Rural Dictionary

Person Who Has Long Hair Of The Year

Awards ceremony held each year to commend those with unncessecarily long hair; beyond the call of duty, nature, and their barbers.

"You have long hair"
*is added to nominees list*

by spike May 9, 2003

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DVX

A cool sort of retard, abbreviated from DarthiirVX, refering to the third version of Darthiir

"DVX, you tard!"

by spike May 18, 2004

Whammy Kabosh

The act of overwhelming someone with their loviness and generally making them fall in Love with you forever.

She threw the Whammy Kabosh on me and then I asked her to marry me!

by spike January 28, 2005

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A little known act performed in the later Middle Ages. Wandering minstrels, usually those with few talents, would entertain onlookers by "sucking a fuck" which involved a wooden rod and a live goose. The performer would take the rod and try to gently slide it into the anal cavity of the goose without frightening it and causing it to fly away.

"Gather around as I attempt to suck a fuck."
"The entertainer wasn't very good. He tried to suck a fuck and failed miserably and his goose refused to even come near him."
"The goose looked quite content perched on top of the stick. Then we all realized the the performer wasn't using a live goose, it had been dead for hours. The man would never suck a fuck again."

by spike July 4, 2004

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