Wall-eyed

The opposite of cross-eyed. The eyes point away from each other, rather than inward.

Man, that dude is wall-eyed! How does he do that?

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that blowjob sucked

Means: "that was the second best blowjob I could ever receive." For a description for the best ever, see that blowjob swallowed.

Bill: Man, that blowjob sucked. Good job!

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acid off a duck's back

The opposite of water off a duck's back. An insult that you allow to cling to you and burn you like hell.

Don't dwell on insults. Research has found that acid off a duck's back yields very unfavorable results for the duck in question.

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manual transmission

The way that driving has always been done. In order to drive in manual, you control a clutch and a gearshift in addition to gas and brakes. Manual transmissions give you much more information about your car such as its feel, its power, its engine to gear ratios, etc.

Newcomers to manual transmissions often stall out and get frustrated by the addition of extra controls. But if you practice at it a lot, it becomes delightfully challenging, you will feel out of place in an automatic by comparison, and the feeling you get when you drive circles (or donuts) around your friends is totally worth it.

I've been driving in manual transmission for so long, automatic just didn't feel the same. My hand kept reaching for a stick that wasn't there, and I almost hit the emergency brake thinking it was the clutch. I hope automakers keep offering stick-shift models!

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Have her back home by 11:00

Really means bring her back no later than 10:30.

Overprotective Father: Let me remind you that it's MY daughter you're dating. You'd better have her back home by 11:00, or so help me, you WILL marry her!

Boyfriend: 10:30. Got it.

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black friday

The day after Thanksgiving, on which thousands of people flock to the stores like lemmings, risking getting trampled just to save a few dollars even though they have a whole month to do their Christmas shopping.

Also of note: retailers sometimes understock the shelves to create an illusion of scarcity. That "last item in the store" that you just bought was probably one of many "last items" sitting in the store room.

Black Friday makes complete nuts out the sanest people; mothers will kill each other just to get a doll for little Suzie.

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AD/DC

A surprisingly common misspelling of AC/DC.

X: I love AD/DC!!

Y: Bullshit, you can't even get their name right!

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