fating

fating means “fake dating.” its typically used when a girl dates a boy (or vice versa) to make her ex jealous, but it is also used when a homosexual dates someone of the opposite sex to keep in the closet.

“hey are you and brad dating” “no, we’re only fating to make his ex jealous”

Petrus

Greek for Chuck Norris

Petrus roundhouse kicks people in the face first and asks questions later.

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