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king cobra

When having sex the man pulls out, cums in his own mouth, spits it in the girls eyes and then punches her in the face.

I need to brush my teeth because I just gave Shera a king cobra.

by spitting cobra June 28, 2009

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spicy oyster

When using Vicks as lubricant

Scotty was out of lube so he shagged Amanda with Vicks and gave her a spicy oyster

by spitting cobra March 29, 2024