Badger

The male equivalent of a cougar, i. e. an older man, past his prime cruising around to bars looking for young girls to sleep with. Inspired by the badgers reputation as being, short, squat, somewhat ugly, but with a tenacious grip. Also it's part of the weasel family.

Oh my god that Badger wouldn't leave you alone! He should iron his shirt and start dating someone over 40.

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keelhaul

The unsavory practice of surprising a sleeping partner by running the full length of a sweaty grundle across their nose/face.

After a five hour bike ride, Neil couldn't wait to get home, get out of his spandex, and keelhaul his girlfriend.

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