splendid

a past tense verb, see examples for context

"I got so splendid last night"

"he was splendid like I've never seen anyone splendid before"

"hey, want to get absolutely splendid tonight?"

"splendyyyyyy"

"fuck my pet ferret splendid all over my hat"

"that was mother fucking splendid ass chocolate for math class riding a horse shaped like a chair"
"the popcorn was splendid, and so were we"

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azarjohnant

a type of creature that inhabits splendid environments, usually in search of the exterminator, lally. An azarjohnant is a nomadic being, one that prioritizes finger stretching every morning and spending time with it's friendly companion, bertjohnant. The two normally spend time arguing whether elbow shaped pasta should be consumed by means of a four pronged fork or a round based spoon.

"I saw an azarjohnant today and it was splending all over this cantaloupe"

"sometimes I just want to fuck off and become an azarjohnant"

"I heard the calling of an azarjohnant today, sounded intriguing but I was too chocolateformathclass"

"I heard cheetah Lala and azarjohnant are best friends now"

"I'm so jealous of bertjohnant and azarjohnant, I wish I was cool enough to be one of them"

"I heard all an azarjohnant does is splend coffee all day"

"Oh my gosh, woah - thats azar johnant"