gone

australian term, originating from the footy show, describing someone who dies, gets out in a sport, or does something extremely stupid.

A) Dazza: oh my god, Bazza died.
Shazza: Gone!

B) Dazza: oh my god, Bazza got out for a duck in cricket.
Shazza: Gone!

C) Dazza: oh my god, bazza cut himself playing with his knife
Shazza: Gone!

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date roll

australian slang for toilet paper. from the slang words date (ass), and roll (toilet paper). used heavily during the depression and both word wars by the aussie digger and battler.

Shazza: hey did Bazza bring the date roll
Dazza: i dont know

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ring stretcher

australian slang term for a bicycle.

shazza: did bazza bring the ring stretcher
dazza: nuh

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two dicks

an insult, originating from the butcher shops of australia. usually said to the apprentice followed by a blank stare and "huh?", to which the butcher replies,"ya, couldnt be that stupid playin' with one!" also common on archery ranges.

Butcher: Mate, you must have two dicks!
apprentice:Huh?
Butcher: Ya couldn't be that stupid playin' with one!

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