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An Alaskan bearclaw is when your female partner has open cuts and you ejaculate on them
My wife screamed because of my Alaskan bearclaw
The mint chocolate chip snow storm is when you put toothpaste in your partners ass and you take it out with the bristles of the toothbrush and brush your teeth and when your done spit it back into her ass and then use mouthwash and spit it into her ass then you can continue having sexual intercourse.
She felt a chilling cool rush as I performed the mint chocolate chip snow storm.
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Purple giraffe is when she sucks so hard your dick turns purple and grows longer compared to a giraffes long neck
"She sucked so hard and gave me a purple giraffe"
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A purple dinosaur is when your scrotum is soft and you squeeze it so hard it turns purple as it starts getting harder and harder.
I was so bored I decided to give myself a purple dinosaur.
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