ligmosis

Ligmosis, also known as Ligma, is a highly lethal disease. Ligmosis is the more scientific name, and ever since the other definitions were made (BOFA, Ligma, Sugma), Ligmosis can be cured. The only way to cure it is to pass it to someone else by telling them about it. This cures Ligma and removes it from your body, jumping to the person you talked about it to. See below.

Person 1: Hey man, I’ve got Ligma. I feel really sick, and I don’t know how long I have left.
Person 2: Ligma? What’s that?
Person 1: Ligma balls, now you have it.
*Person 2 dies of ligmosis*

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Simon

he can be nice one minute, and the next he’s in your face trying to fight you

person 1: yeah simon’s really nice
person 2: no he ain’t. he punched me in my balls yesterday

adorable

you.

attractive in an endearing/kind way. see cute

Person: you’re adorable.
You: aww thank you

Titter

To giggle, chuckle, or laugh.

Person 1: Hey, why did the chicken cross the road?
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: To get to the other side.
Person 2: Haha. Those jokes make me titter.