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- to look back on a past relationship and exaggerate about how good the sex was.
"Whenever he thought about their time together he always did so through rose-cunted glasses."
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1) The reproductive act of iguanian lizards of the family Dactyloidae.
2) How posh people describe bum stuff.
"Excuse me, Daphne. I do hope you don't find this terribly forward of me, but I was wondering, seeing as we are celebrating my birthday this evening, if anole sex may be, in any way, an option you would contemplate."
Verb: To urinate in one's own garden, often for horticultural purposes.
- "I'll be right back. I'm just off to water the berries. I can't be bothered to go back inside. Plus, i heard from someone that it scares the deer off too. Bloody deer!"
- "Who's that pimp in the fur coat with the dad bod?"
- "That's not a dad bod.. that's a viking bod. He only eats eggs on his pizza in case he needs to kick some butt"
The code name for the systematic study of sightings of men displaying attention seeking behaviour online in order to solicit images of women to be used for their own sexual gratification.
Project Blueballs: Entry May 2021: Subject appeared in chatroom, hovered in a stationary position for some time, responding only when female members present contributed to the conversation. When all sign of female members in the vicinity was lost, subject travelled away from the site at high speed evading further detection.
Noun: Sand; specifically it's detrimental effects on the act of attempted coitus on a beach.
"It was all so romantic until about a shovel full of nature's anti-lube got in the way and we had to stop."