Vauldi

Smoking hot Spring Breaker with the ability to twerk from sunrise to sunset. Elbow deep. Smart mouth. Tastes like plums.

God that Vauldi is Vauldilicious

PTSD

When your boss gets called out for running away from making decisions during breaking news and then he writes an email to respond to the slander saying it gave him PTSD from a similar incident in 2016.

I can remember so many times during breaking news when I would not leave the newsroom despite bursting because I had to go to the restroom or starving because I hadn’t eaten at all that day. Your email gave me PTSD.