lobster pot

A gay pejorative exclusive to people from Maine suggesting an imminent dominating sexual encounter that can't be escaped.

King Crab angles over to me and tries to butter me up with his beady eyes, but I knew what was coming.

"Here," he says, "put this bib on. You're gonna be my bisque tonight. I'm gonna fork you mercilessly."

I knew right then and there I was in a world of screaming hot water. Indeed, it was a veritable lobster pot with no place to hide, no place to scuttle. A cracker's world, with no bottom in sight.

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