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The one person in the family who is either unusually successful, good looking or smart when compared to the rest of the family.
Jim: Wow, Brenda is gorgeous and just made partner at the firm.
Dave: Yeah, and it's a miracle too, if you saw the rest of her family. She's her family's anchor!
Dating a Jewish person simply to appease your Jewish family.
Aryeh is jating Davina even though we all know he's in love with Julie.
People who start looking forward to the next weather season about halfway through the current season. In the winter they can’t wait until it’s warm and in the summer they can’t wait to wear boots and coats.
Every year it’s the same thing, about halfway through winter Anne is looking forward to the next season.Then it’s the same in summer. It’s either too hot or too cold. Yeah, it’s SAD: Seasonal Anticipation Disorder.
A romantic 'dead-end'. The place you end up after courting someone you're romantically interested in, and she/he has informed you that 'you're just friends'.
Dude, I told Sally I wanted our relationship to move to the next level, and she told me that she'd really love it if we could just be 'really good friends'. Man, that freakin' sucks....I've reached a friend-end.
When you go to the gym in January and you have to battle for equipment because of all the people who made New Year's resolutions to get in shape.
I was almost killed in the Resolutionary War while fighting to get on a treadmill. I can't wait for February when things will be back to normal.
(1) The modern, 'politically correct' way to refer to a sweatshop.
(2) A term that allows celebrity pitch folks to feel as though workers can get a great 'workout' while they're working.
Hey, I heard the Kardashians are gonna get busted for using sweatshop labor.
That's Bikram labor bro. Perfectly acceptable in this day and age!
Person, typically a woman, who's in to yoga, organic foods, alternative folk music, liberal causes and is probably a vegetarian, but also loves expensive jewelry, wines (typically red), expensive clothes, lots of traveling (in nice hotels).
Sally's a vegetarian and only eats organic foods, so after her yoga class she shops at Whole Foods, and she cares about keeping a small carbon footprint, so she drives there in her Tesla. Of course, while she's there, she sees a great California cabernet for only $69, and buys six.
Yeah, she's a hippy: a glamour hippy.