Pigeon

A slow modem. When your internet connection is really sluggish, you might have a pigeon for a modem.

The pigeon provided by my cable company is so incredibly slow.

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cohog

Two people who take up all the space on the couch.

Hey, why can't you make room for me on the couch!? You two are such cohogs!

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whoat!

Used to express surprise or confusion. a combination between "whoa" and "what"

Whoat! You must be kidding!

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chocoholicday

Another name for Monday

To get through Mondays, I eat a lot of chocolate. Instead of calling it "Monday" I like to say it is "Chocoholicday."

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lll

laughing laughing laughing. Not just a short laugh. Not just a laugh out loud. But a prolonged laugh of good length.

Did you see that potato? lll

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buoyant poop

The type of poop that doesn't flush down the toilet on the first try.

I don't understand how people don't watch to see if their poopies go down. Sometimes they are very buoyant poop.

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overload

When something is so immensely cute, overload encompasses the object that is cute and the feeling of cute. The viewer becomes completely whelmed, thus one's feelings goes on overload. And the object of cuteness is an overload of cute.

1) I am so on overload by this cute puppy! 2) This cute pupppy is so cute overload.

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