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Food Fiesta

A gleeful celebration of eating done by obese women, usually as a way to compensate for emotional stress.

Betty Jo just got dumped by Bob, so she assuaged her emotional stress by having an epic food fiesta.

by spunkjordan June 4, 2016

4πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Virgin Vault

The all girls freshman dorm typically found at most universities and colleges. Populated by sexually inexperienced students.

Dude, let's hit up the virgin vault this Friday night and see if we can score with a freshman.

by spunkjordan June 6, 2016

2πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Foid

Derivative of feminoid. A foid is a militant feminist who hates men, but is constantly looking for a man to mooch off of or to support her and her eight kids.

That foid needs to get off public assistance and find a job.

by spunkjordan January 10, 2021

826πŸ‘ 1576πŸ‘Ž


Tit-Tac

A small breasted girl who can easily pull off going braless cuz her tits are as big as tic tacs.

Check out Mary's tit-tacs...they are so small she's never had to purchase a bra.

by spunkjordan June 6, 2016

2πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Stumps

Synonym for "cankles". When someones calf muscles are so fat that they are as big at the ankle as they are anywhere else along the leg.

Damn, Suzys cankles have gotten even bigger. They have moved into stumps status!

by spunkjordan November 5, 2021


Hail Damage

Dimples on the ass that are caused by an extreme amount of subcutaneous (fatty) tissue.

That girl's ass is so fat it must have sustained a huge amount of hail damage.

by spunkjordan May 27, 2016

3πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Fuck Fart

What happens when a girl's holes are so loose that there are constant slurping noises as you pound away. Can apply to pussy or ass.

Banging Mary was fun, but her holes are so busted out it was a veritable fuck fart symphony all night.

by spunkjordan June 5, 2016

3πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž