Titty tamer

A bra that supports huge, jiggling tits.

That girls knockers are so huge it must take a cotton field to make one titty tamers!!

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Helmet

A big, meaty clitoris that is very prominent when a girl is naked.

Dude, when I was fucking Mary she fingered her enormous helmet til she came.

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Stayroma

Ass funk that's left over in the bathroom after someone takes a healthy shit. Usually lingers despite all efforts to eliminate odor.

Bro, Mary took a massive shit and her intoxicating stayroma is making me gag!

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Cock Swap

When two girls mutually agree to "swap" their respective boyfriend's cock for the other's.

Mary and Betty were tired of fucking their boyfriends, so they agreed to cock swap for the night.

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Slut Ranch

Term used in reference to a sorority house on a college campus that's filled with promiscuous sorority girls.

Dude, if you wanna get laid go party at the Pi Beta Pi house. That place is the biggest slut ranch on campus.

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Stumps

Synonym for "cankles". When someones calf muscles are so fat that they are as big at the ankle as they are anywhere else along the leg.

Damn, Suzys cankles have gotten even bigger. They have moved into stumps status!

Hail Damage

Dimples on the ass that are caused by an extreme amount of subcutaneous (fatty) tissue.

That girl's ass is so fat it must have sustained a huge amount of hail damage.

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