Job Gas

(n) A person who constantly talks about their job and how good they are at it, and what they have to do next week, and the coool people they get to work with, and all the detail of every boring medial is task involved with sewing sequins to dead rabbits 'for effect' etc etc

"Hey, what do you think of Lozza's new girlfriend?"
"oh what, you mean old "Job Gas"...?
"Yeah, fuxk me doesn't she go on about her job"

Hate wank

To masturbate furiously in a mental state of self-loathing.

"My life is so pointless, I have nothing else to do so I'm gonna retreat to my pissy little bedroom and have a HATE WANK."

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