green monster

Shoving a green dry erase marker up someone's ass leaving a scary green monster mark on their rectum.

Steve:"Hey guess what."
Matt:"What?"
Steve:"Green monster time!"
Matt:"Oh god! Not my rectum!OOOHHHH!NNOOOOOO! It's so scary!"

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"E" Pee

the frequency at which you have to pee while on ecstacy

Steve:"dude, it's a party put here what the hell you doin in the bathroom"
Matt:" man i got "E" Pee"

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