Jeff

A guy who thinks he knows everything and only his opinion counts. Usually, Jeff claims everyone may have an opinion, but you're dumb. Jeff is misbehaved, but every Jeff makes part of an intelectual elite he invented himself and thinks his way of writting is the only correct model of doing it, even though we can't write properly. Also, some Jeffs may have a Portuguese 'tacho' somewhere.

Group: Hey guys, our event was great.
Jeff: Yeah nice haha, but next time try to do it better, it wasn't as successful as when I've done it.

Bene

Makes part of the NOVA School of Law vocabulary.

Invented many years ago, a bene is a word that describes the act of eat someone (boy or girl), no matter if it was just a kiss or a lot more.

- OMG, you won't guess the bene that happened at Carnoval yesterday night!
- I already know! Andrew and Celina! What a bene!!

Inês

Inês is used to describe a girl who is single, but still in love... with pastel de nata

- Hey Inês, want to eat a piece of cake?
- Thanks, but I’m having myself a box of pastéis from Manteigaria.

cuestadu

a portuguese way of thinking, founded by Professor Velez. Punhas generalized the act of thinking "cuestadu", influencing the academic community of Law.

- Hey, what are you doing?
- I'm thinking CUESTADU

Velez

A wonderful man, monarchist, that will conquer your heart whispering cosmovisão to you or shouting ESTADUUUU at Anfiteatro A.

Velez: TU BOM DIA. Peço desculpa pelo atraso, mas AAAAAA tenho ESTADU AAAAAA corrigir alguns testes sobre a consequente CRISTALIZAÇÃO do AAAAAA ESTADU português.