Maria

A fucking fuckhole who annoys the fucking fuck out of everyone. She goes fucking on and on about how her fucking urban ducking dictionary fucking definition is fucking Disney fucking Princess. But that’s fucking about to fucking change right fucking now.

Also she fuckin does love fucking people.

Run away! It’s the Maria!!!

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Sam

Sam is someone who always looks like he’s squatting. He pretends he’s fit, but the only sport he can do is the one with the ‘E’ in front of it. Can be charming. When you first meet him he’s a lovely fellow, always kind helping out, joking around. Things turn around after you dig deeper. Gold digger. Grave digger. Minor annoyance. Major annoyance. Sam is lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, and questionable. He is also straight.

That damned Sam is an interesting lne

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Chenese

An extravagantly ugly personage that ayo for some reason likes!

Smells of expired milk.
Loves breathing.

‘’I thought I liked Chenese until Michael kissed her’’ - Ayo 2019

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