Tyler

There are two types of Tyler’s in the world. One of them are typically fat fucks who are incredibly racist and make fun of others because he is insecure of how much of a fat fuck he is. If you meet this kind of Tyler, you’ll know just how big he actually is because that fucker will take up the majority of the space in the room. He is like a balloon, could get poked and will deflate. This is not an exaggeration. The other kind of Tyler is more uncommon and is one of a kind. He is extremely kind and very talented. This kind of Tyler is incredibly intelligent and words can’t describe how surreal and nice he is.

‘That boy is such a Tyler.’
‘The good or bad kind?’
‘Bad kind, when he walks the ground rumbles and goes “fee fi fo fum.”’