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Cassie

Knowing Cassie, how can I put this plainly? Simply put, this is one hell of a ride. Knowing an Cassie will change your life, for the good and for the bad. There’s ups, downs, and laughs of 100 decimals. There’s ins, outs, and all sort of roundabouts. If there is laughter it will usually be accompanied by running very very fast away. The amount of gluten free bread crumbs you will have to gnaw away at will simply be no match for the gluten free bread that will give you the stomach ache of a lifetime. Cassie is shy at first, but will soon make her lion roar known to all men and humans alike. When she meets up with her close friend Black Beauty and the newest one Sunflower Dress, it’s all over for the boys in town. Girls don’t stand a chance when Cassie is on the loose. Buckle in, because this is one hell of a ride, and you don’t want to be losing any teeth on the way. Remember emergencies only when you go home to see Mummy.

“Cassie? That girl gave me a whole pack of gluten free breadcrumbs!”

“You can keep that for an entire year - They don’t go out of date!”

by squirrelmetimbers December 24, 2023