Banana

A long yellow fruit filled with potassium.
Oh, did you expect a stupid sassy, most likely sexual definition?

Huh.
Well, It's to late now, meh, i'll just make the example funny.

-I don't know how to be funny.
-Banana

CP

An acronym, for an illegal, sex trafficking, degenerate, disgusting game called Club Penguin

Person 1: My cousin is addicted to cp
Person 2: I don't know how to make a funny response sorry lol