Off Your On Switch

to commit suicide
or to kill someone


(to "turn off" the life switch)

Roger: Ashely sent me a text message saying "I'm going to off your on switch" What does that mean?

Robin: RUN man! That's what it means

fannoying

an annoying fan

Jason: I love jay-z man, he's a genius listen to this
Sheilla: I don't want to
Jason: Why? This song is so sick!
Sheilla: You've been talking about him ALL day. You're so fannoying!

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Put a Ring on It

to promise something as an engagement/wedding ring symbolizes promises.

Rochelle: Are you going to call me?
Fred: You Bet. Put a ring on it.
Rochelle: Alright


Henry: Our basketball team is gonna lose this year
Greg: Not with me on the team
Henry: Man,
Greg: Trust, Put a ring on it

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