tic tac

A mint that Donald Trump likes to use when he is going to forcibly kiss a beautiful woman.

If you want to scare a woman, just spray paint yourself orange, go up to her, and start shaking the tic tac container.

Trump: Yeah, that’s her. With the gold. I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You know, I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them.

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aromantic

A person who finds other people to be sexually attractive, but has no romantic feeling toward them.

1/2 of all adolescent boys.

Person 1: Damn that chick's hot.

Person 2: You want to be in a relationship with her.

Person 1: Nah, I just want to fuck her, I'm aromantic.

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