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HTML monkey

Someone who does the content maintenance for a web site that could technically be performed by a monkey with a typewriter -- the HTML work nobody wants to do, usually entry-level, dues-paying work in the web world.

But... Joe's the HTML Monkey! If you lay him off, who's going to do the content updates? None of the developers want to do it, it's beneath them!

by ss January 22, 2004

32πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


CAB

Candy Ass Bitch

A man who enjoys wearing panties and prancing about like sissy.

by ss September 19, 2003

4πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


hiphopfoundry.com

Tha #1 hip hop community, forum, where we chillllllllllllllll! You fuck with us, we fuck with you!

To join, go to www.hiphopfoundry.com/forum, it's tight, mayne!

by ss December 20, 2004

35πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


mowatt

Penis. Euphemistic term in honor of tight-end Zeke Mowatt, late of the New England Patiots and New York Giants, who famously shook his member at a female reporter, Lisa Olson, who had gained entrance to the Patriots' lockerroom in 1991. A media firestorm and sexual harassment lawsuit ensued and Zeke's place in lustmolch history was established.

Zeke's enormous mowatt was both a blessing and a curse--making him the idol of an entire generation of young men, but leaving him with an awkward gait and crippling child-support obligations.

by ss March 21, 2005

13πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Bendy

Horny as hell. Dervied from 'supple,' lithesome.

How bendy are you feeling tonight comma babe?

by ss February 10, 2005

38πŸ‘ 69πŸ‘Ž


steiny

A Steinlager beer

Yo! Toss me a Steiny!

by ss January 22, 2004

39πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


cacker

Do NOT get the word 'cacker' confused with townie or chav. They are two separate beasts. In fact, a cacker could be considered the opposite to a 'townie' since they in fact live in the countryside (in the New Forest to be exact). There are also similarities to gypos, but a cacker comes from a specific housing estate or family.

Someone with the surname "Clarke" or "Wicher" or "Cooper" is probably a cacker.
Someone who lives in a council estate in a rural village is also probably a cacker

by ss February 5, 2004

59πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž